My favorite critics always have something unique about how they review and rank films. One of my favorite online critics, Jeremy Jahns, doesn’t do rankings based on a numbered system or a letter grade, but rather uses rankings that he coined himself, such as, “Awesometacular”, or, “A good time, no alcohol required”.
Since I am an avid fan of heavy metal, I decided to involve my love of that music in how I review films. So here, from lowest to highest, I give you the Rockwell ratings system:
Because no one was ever TRULY impressed with Fred Durst.
At least it’s not nu-metal!
Some good moments, and that’s about it.
I wouldn’t want to be this film’s turbo lover.
A disappointment in a nutshell.
Don’t lie; you’ve said this about ALL of your favorite bands.
When you had to settle for Low while wishing for The Legacy.
Every Maiden fan’s dream.
Frets on fire.
And the highest honor that I can give a work of art:
I don’t think that any more needs to be said about that one.
So there you have it; that’s my ratings system. I hope ya’ll enjoy the reviews, and don’t be afraid to let me know what you think.